1 definition by Doo Doo Head Cootie Queen

The awesomest person you'll ever meet. Always second best and outshined by others. Skinny jeans, bright colors, and shy. Acts like a retard, so you can see her from a mile away. When you see her, try your best not to stare. She's hostile.
Do you see that Magan over there? Dude, I think she's going to eat me.
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