Definitions by Donald Richard kieran

gooch cuddle

The act of two men scissoring, where the two gooches meet. This can often lead to a matting of pubic hair.

Kevin and rhys were in a spot of bother after there pubes became entangled after vigorous Gooch cuddle

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The practise of purchasing dildos off TV channels such as QVC

Rhys had a lot of explaining to do when his mum found a 500 pound bill from teledildopping.

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