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This gangly boy has a hooter that could shadow Wembley Stadium. He has less respect than Ali G - and his Jewlie was the shiZZle.

He also sounds like a twat when he uses gangster talk!

Don't be fooled by his bright eyes, his bushy tail ain't so good in the boudoir..

A walking example of why you shouldn't wear beige trousers - especially when you're a skinny white boy trying to be ghetto.

To top off this catch - he even writes his initials on his underwear label.

A true April fool.
GAYface, ting-a-ling, propa blotto and BITTY?!?!
by Dodging A Turd February 26, 2012
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