This gangly boy has a hooter that could shadow Wembley Stadium. He has less respect than Ali G - and his Jewlie was the shiZZle.
He also sounds like a twat when he uses gangster talk!
Don't be fooled by his bright eyes, his bushy tail ain't so good in the boudoir..
A walking example of why you shouldn't wear beige trousers - especially when you're a skinny white boy trying to be ghetto.
To top off this catch - he even writes his initials on his underwear label.
A true April fool.
GAYface, ting-a-ling, propa blotto and BITTY?!?!