Chocolate

Made from the same plant (tThe Cocoa, Bean= Chocolate, Leaf= Cocaine) as Cocaine, Chocolate is addictive as it contains one of the same chemicals as Cocaine but this chemical is only effective to females.
Don't be stupid and think cocaine is not addictive to males cause theres other shite in it.
White chocolate does not apply!

Girl: This chocolate is as good as Smack.
Other Girl: Made of the same stuff!

by Doctor Who Companion July 11, 2007