Definitions by Doctor 420

Cornwallis Cream Pie 

Insert the nozzle of a canned whip cream dispenser into a woman's ass. Fill her ass with whip cream until it overflows and forms a 10 inch cream pie between the cheeks of her ass. Sprinkles optional. First timers use cherries.

Louis wouldn't eat her ass until she showed him her Cornwallis Cream Pie

Cornwallis Cream Pie by Doctor 420 June 5, 2014

Urban Sprawl 

Expansion of the female pubic hair population outside the panties and down the legs.

Saw this Persian girl at the beach. She had the worst case of urban sprawl that I hade ever seen, until her mother stood up.

Urban Sprawl by Doctor 420 May 23, 2014

Muff Top 

When the pubic hair extends above the elastic panty line.

That girl better clean that stuff up, I can see her muff top from here.

Muff Top by Doctor 420 May 21, 2014