Disillusioned Hippie's definitions

Earth

The third planet in the Sol system, Earth is a Class-M planet with an oxygen-nitrogen atmosphere. It is the only planet we know of that is inhabited by sentient lifeforms. The main species is homo sapiens, not because they have the largest numbers, but because they are the most technologically advanced. If we manage to develop faster-than-light spacecraft, we will eventually rule the galaxy.

Alien 1: Oh crap, here comes a Earther!
Alien 2: Run for your life!
Human 1: Hahahaha! *gunfire*

by Disillusioned Hippie December 28, 2005

pretzel

Would-be assassin of George W. Bush.

Unfortunately, the pretzel in question failed in his attempt.

by Disillusioned Hippie April 8, 2006

Mormons

A cult, descended from the bigger cult Christianity, pioneered by a polygamist. Its holy book is the Book of Mormon, written by said polygamist. Very bad for the planet.

Hey, Mormons! Ever heard of OVERPOPULATION!?

by Disillusioned Hippie October 10, 2005

go

To fight with another person.

Huh?! You wanna go punk?! Huh?!

by Disillusioned Hippie October 10, 2005

hawt

How annoying 13-year old teenyboppers spell 'hot'

omg, lyk, josh is so hawt!

by Disillusioned Hippie October 15, 2006

beaner

A lazy Mexican immigrant.

Wow, look at that beaner, just scratching his nutsack.

by Disillusioned Hippie November 15, 2006

Hell's outhouse

A really lousy place. See, Hell is supposed to suck, so Hell's outhouse would be even worse.

Jesus H. Christ, that guy's crib is Hell's outhouse!

by Disillusioned Hippie October 10, 2005