Definitions by Discount The Ninja

LORTS 

5 times the amount of "lots". Often used when describing how much pizza will be eaten during a bout of hardcore gaming.

"Damn Bitch, I just ate LORTS of pizza and mowed that sucker with my .50 cal Hax0r."

LORTS by Discount The Ninja February 3, 2006

crunk depot 

The place at which you aquire your crunk inducing beverages

Me and Magmar went to the crunk depot and got some crunk juice

crunk depot by Discount The Ninja December 31, 2005