2 definitions by Discount The Ninja

LORTS

5 times the amount of "lots". Often used when describing how much pizza will be eaten during a bout of hardcore gaming.

"Damn Bitch, I just ate LORTS of pizza and mowed that sucker with my .50 cal Hax0r."

by Discount The Ninja February 3, 2006

The place at which you aquire your crunk inducing beverages

Me and Magmar went to the crunk depot and got some crunk juice

by Discount The Ninja January 1, 2006