Definitions by Dirty filthy slut Eg CummyBear

Mexican Cartel

The act of eloping act with wits pre prepared tarp pre-layed out making her lay down flat and taking a huge shit on said chest and pissing on her then proceeding urinate then wrapping her tightly and tieing the tarp tight and placing her in to the boot of your car and driving around till well marinated roughly 2-3 hours and then dumping the tarp and reporting it to the police as a dead body

Hey bro I seen your misses after you gave her a mean Mexican cartel

Mexican Cartel by Dirty filthy slut Eg CummyBear October 15, 2025