Definitions by Dirty Rodriguez, and Seymour Johnson
assmustard
1. Produced after anal sex, the substance which seeps from the anus (mostly semen and fecal matter combined) which is commonly used as a condiment.
2. The substance produced when a person used any condiment as an anal lubricant.
2. The substance produced when a person used any condiment as an anal lubricant.
assmustard by Dirty Rodriguez, and Seymour Johnson January 14, 2007