Dirty Rob 's definitions

slodja

old mans wang

when I am old I hope I dont have a slodja

by dirty rob February 24, 2003

spoon

a twat who cant score in soccer , or a complete puff. because a spoon is bent, like someone who plays for the wrong team.

you fuckin' spooner

by dirty rob February 24, 2003

Captain Oates

A euphemism for the male genitalia.

Some bitch was bein' hella clownish, so I slapped her in the face with Captain Oates.
OR
Wanna pet Captain Oates?

by dirty rob November 21, 2003