10 definitions by Dirty Rob
A euphemism for the male genitalia.
Some bitch was bein' hella clownish, so I slapped her in the face with Captain Oates.
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Wanna pet Captain Oates?
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Wanna pet Captain Oates?
by Dirty Rob November 22, 2003
a twat who cant score in soccer , or a complete puff. because a spoon is bent, like someone who plays for the wrong team.
by Dirty Rob February 24, 2003