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Dirty Walmart

When your platonically stimulating your male close friends genitalia with your oral cavity outside a Walmart on the sidewalk, but a presumably homeless druggy catches you and laughs softly well saying that's kinda weird man, so you proceed to get the fuck out of there.
"Man, I was so embarrassed cuz me and Connor had a dirty Walmart the other day"
Dirty Walmart by Dirty Little Boy January 22, 2026