Definitions by Dirty Jon

country crock 

In a way similar to the anonymous character's of the infamous butter commercials who communicate using two fingers, two finger swipe your girlfriend's (or boyfriend's) butt, just enough to obtain some butt butter, then jam your fingers into their nostrils.

I am going to country crock your ass!

You got country crocked.

Jack just gave his girlfriend Jill the old country crock!!!

country crock by Dirty Jon March 5, 2011