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A fartoquist is a person who breaks wind and blames the sound on others. Like a Ventriloquist who throws his voice a Fartoquist throws his fart.
John blamed his anal burp on Stacey, he is such a Fartoquist.
by Dirty Dave Fox September 20, 2011

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