wet microwave

Think about it and it'll come to you. It's usually used as an insult to people not a complement

Mr. Boyd you look like a wet microwave in those pants

by Dirty Blueberry May 15, 2016

raw biscuit

A person who is white and soft

Damn Leah you look like a raw biscuit today. Well you look like one all the time.

by Dirty Blueberry May 16, 2016