Definitions by Dirk's autoresponder

Betty Crocker 

A woman who really likes baked goods and is slowly taking over the world using them.
She created crockercorps
See also batterwitch for further detail

EB: the gushers were made by Betty Crocker!!
TG: wow
EB: i know... is nothing sacred?

Betty Crocker by Dirk's autoresponder March 15, 2012