perfumed greyhound

An elderly yet fashionable gentleman with a penchant for excessive cologne use.

The old man down the road is a bit of a perfumed greyhound. He needs to cut down on his use of Brut.

by Diggedy Dogg March 09, 2017

She-bay

A wife or girlfriend who was purchased from a developing country using an Internet dating site

"Hey, there's Nigel with his She-Bay."

"Where'd he pick her up from?"

"Kazakhstan or some shit."

by Diggedy Dogg November 19, 2015