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noun: abbreviation for "Explosive Pants Shitting." The explosiveness of the shitting is directly correlated to the distance traveled to the toilet. Often, the shit blows all over the back of the toilet as well.
I had to send one more email, but the E.P.S. was building, so I ran to the restroom, and just got my pants down in time.
by Dick Treat September 13, 2010
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