Definitions by Dick Thickernos

doodlewang 

A person who can draw stuff with their penie.
A person who is practically the bisector of a huge pigeon army.
A person who is sexually attracted to Yo Gabba Gabba characters, specifically Muno.

"My god look at the doodlewang that guy has"
"Ugh Kyle you let the pigeons shit on my leg again you wanker doodlewang"
"Oh my gah you doodlewang you're jacking off to Yo Gabba Gabba again"

doodlewang by Dick Thickernos October 17, 2019

shrubcruncher 

A type of person who crunches shrubs, also known as rearside holes

Ugh you are such a shrubcruncher

shrubcruncher by Dick Thickernos October 16, 2019