Dick Tenenbaum's definitions

Story Moocher

A story moocher is usually a needy friend who chimes in on your story to tell the best part.

Tim- "So then, out of no where--"

John- "--The lady pops out of the bushes and poops on his lawn."

Tim- "Dude, you're such a story moocher."

by Dick Tenenbaum December 15, 2008