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small paul

a guy with a very small penis and an annoying personality

Guy #1: The shirt I'm wearing right now cost me more than what your entire wardrobe is worth.
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Guy #2: Shut up, small paul. At least I have a dick that I don't need a magnifying glass to see. When was the last time you got laid, by the way?

by Dick Bigginton June 2, 2011