When one is attempting to sleep at a late hour and just before falling asleep he farts. The rancid stench of his fart awakens him or his partner fully.
"Damn I'm tired. I keept myself up all night with that midnight coffee."
"I was going to spend the night with her, but that nasty bitch gave me a midnight coffee. I woke up and got the hell out of there."
Buy a
midnight coffee
mug!
