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Definitions by Diane Mohr

Gloriana Elizabeth 

The drink commonly known by traitorous scabs as "Bloody Mary," consisting of tomato juice and vodka with tobasco sauce. This superior alternative hails her Majesty Queen Elizabeth I (b. 1533, d. 1603), England's greatest monarch.

Also known as "Glory Lizzie."
"I like my Glory Lizzies extra spicy and served to me by a naked pageboy."
Gloriana Elizabeth by Diane Mohr August 12, 2005