Definitions by Dew 🍭
Redneck-Jetlag
(N) An actual condition or feeling that occurs after several days of “hard partying. The person goes to sleep during the daytime and wakes up during the daytime; (usually the same day or the following day) they awaken in a panic and disoriented because they don’t know which day it is.
POV: You just clocked-in an entire day late for work.
BOSS: “So, you know that it’s Tuesday and your work week starts on Monday right?”
ME: “Yeah I know, Burning Man was last weekend and I got Redneck-Jetlag”.
BOSS: “Is that even a real thing?”
ME: “It’s actually a Condition; look it up.”
BOSS: “So, you know that it’s Tuesday and your work week starts on Monday right?”
ME: “Yeah I know, Burning Man was last weekend and I got Redneck-Jetlag”.
BOSS: “Is that even a real thing?”
ME: “It’s actually a Condition; look it up.”
Redneck-Jetlag by Dew 🍭 August 25, 2026