Definitions by Derry Murbles

Turtle Aquarium 

When you lock yourself in the bathroom with the water in the shower running to point it's boiling hot. You try your hardest to take biggest shit of your life so you can sweat more and lose as much weight as possible.

I need to drop 10 pounds this month so I'm going to head into the turtle aquarium twice a week.

Turtle Aquarium by Derry Murbles October 13, 2020