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Chilli hero

Is a person whom no matter how hot the spicy food is they are eating, claims; " Oh it's not that hot" or "there's a little bit of spice to it but not that bad". Meanwhile you are sweating bullets.

This type of person will never admit a chilli is too hot for them despite displaying any physical evidence to the contrary (sweating, going red, etc), hence a chilli hero.

"Fuck this Thai red curry is hot!" exclaims Havier while he orders his 3rd Chang and considers calling the fire department.

"Spicy?! Why don't you grow a pair, Havier?" says Andrew as he discreetly shits himself.

Havier smelling something stronger than bullshit, replies "You truly are a chilli hero Andrew"

by Denem November 12, 2025

Freddy skin

A term to describe a pale, usually ginger haired, human with concentrated freckles over the full extent of the epidermis (outer skin layer).

Originated from a small surfie kid called Fred with bright red hair and freckles all over. Excess sun exposure accentuated his freckled skin. Often picked on for his minute stature and smart arse attitude, his true underlying feature was his freckly or 'freddy skin'.

Stuart; whoa did you see that chick? She was pretty hot

Chris; yeah, she had a bit of freddy skin though.

Rhys; check out that freddy skin sun baking on the beach

Ben; yep they are gonna fry

by Denem April 26, 2019