Brass

(n.) Losers who are too whimpy to stick a reed in their mouth and bite down while they play for long hours until they develope a crease on the inside of their lips; also people who can't handle playing with more than 3 keys because they're too damn lazy to memorize and learn more then that.

(v.) A way to describe someone who is full of crap

(n.) I thought he was cool. But then I found out he played brass.

(v.) He's so brass.