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boetman

A Boetman (noun) is a brother who is loved by all his family, especially his eldest sister. One should never mess with a Boetman because he has special, brotherly powers. He can piss you off with one look. He can turn a frown upside down. He is, the incredible, the magnificent, Boetman Rossouw!

“Hey Boetman, we love you,” the sisters chanted.

“Fuck off,” he replied.

And they all laughed and laughed. Sarcastic assholes.

by Delicious Mauritius August 15, 2018