Definitely not Noah's definitions

Noah

A person with a 10 inch throbbing horse cock , ladies see this man and cum on the spot

Did you see that man , he looks like a Noah

by Definitely not Noah November 23, 2021

Sam

People named Sam are in fact superior at games. According to legends, they would host games amongst tribes to celebrate life and to display their raw talent.

Some person: bro did you hear what Sam did

other person: no dude what

Some person: Sam like, totally beat Noah at Mario Kart

by Definitely not Noah September 27, 2021