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Definitions by Defender of the Common Man

Hornopolio

n. A disease where the victim suffering from it exibits horniness 24/7. It is marked by the horniness, and the lack of the polio symptoms.
Doctor: "Please describe your symptoms to me."

Patient: "It's like... being horney 24/7... but without polio."

Doctor: "I believe you have Hornopolio. (If patient is male, conversation stops there. If patient is female, it continues) Please take off your clothes and follow me to the back room."