Deeez Nuuutz's definitions

Gangsta

A slang term for pot that I learned from watching this retarded-ass anti-drug propaganda film that was shown to everyone at my school the week before prom.

Gansta! What the fuck! I've never in my life herd it called that!!

by Deeez Nuuutz July 4, 2003

KaZaA

An aid for masterbation.

Since I have a slow-assed modem it took me 15 fucking hours to download this Jenna Jameson video.

by Deeez Nuuutz July 4, 2003

puff daddy

By far the shittiest excuse for a rapper ever known to man. He rips off other peoples music and over-dubs extremely shitty, bland lyrics over the top of it.

Puff Daddy, P-diddy, Sean Combs.
I don't give a fuck they all suck balls!

by Deeez Nuuutz July 4, 2003

sand in my vagina

A good excuse to get out of anything.

Coach: Son, why don't you want to play today?
Player: I would play in the basketball game today coach, but I've had some sand in my vagina thats been troubling me all day.

by Deeez Nuuutz July 4, 2003