debbie browner

One who ruins a festive social gathering by pooping

Or

One who hastily leaves a festive social gathering for the sole purpose of pooping

Me: I hate to be such a debbie browner, but I really have to leave...like now.
Friend: Oh, so you have to drop the kids off at the pool?
Me: Affirmative Captain. I’ll catch you later.

by Debbie Browner June 22, 2018