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The amount of carbon footprint created by masturbating to pornography with a story line based in gasoline related transportation.
Dillion: So, I was jerking off to this hot chick on Slam Van #mobilestabbincabin and it got real weird.
Everyone else involved: (scoff) Your carbon dickprint is causing the extinction of the warted toad licker of South America!
Everyone else involved: (scoff) Your carbon dickprint is causing the extinction of the warted toad licker of South America!
by Deanzie bopper March 19, 2018
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