Definitions by DeQwan Jackson

Wooster Washboard 

Actually, it is not necessary to "snot rocket" down the washboardee's throat, but rather they may clean out the washboarder's nostrils with their tongue. This alternate strategy is also deemed a washboard.

Dude, I can totally breathe better now that Erika gave me that Wooster Washboard.

Wooster Washboard by DeQwan Jackson September 7, 2006