Definitions by David Krapinschitz

Douche-McGouche 

An individual of questionable morality who has taken the art of douche-baggery to new heights; heights so high it is almost unfathomable.

Person A: Hey, how was that new photographer?
Person B: He ate nachos and hit on our co-workers. He was a total Douche-McGouche

Douche-McGouche by David Krapinschitz November 14, 2018

Perf-Doodles 

Similar to Perf-Cakes, a synonym of the word perfect to be used in its place, usually by individuals who abbreviate words to sound cool. Used to describe a person, object, event, etc.

Person A: Hey boss, I completed that task for you.
Person B: Perf-Doodles!

Perf-Doodles by David Krapinschitz November 9, 2018

perf-cakes 

A synonym of the word perfect to be used in its place. Used to describe a person, object, event, etc. Mostly used by individuals who abbreviate words to sound cool.

Person A: How is the weather outside?
Person B: It is Perf-Cakes out right now!

perf-cakes by David Krapinschitz May 25, 2018