1 definition by Dave the Busdriver
A cruel, heartless cow with no social skills who believes that being slightly more intelligent than her partner makes up for things she's done wrong, even if she had to make up some lies to feel better about her own mistakes.
She is also most likely a chronic masturbator. See Wanker.
She is also most likely a chronic masturbator. See Wanker.
Crystal tried to get my friends to hate me today and failed, but its okay because she's slightly smarter than me!
by Dave the Busdriver December 8, 2011