pabst smear

when you drink to much Pabst blue ribbon the night before and you have beer fart's all the next day..you get smoker's breath on youre draw's
I have a big ol' pabst smear on my favorite pant's
by Dave buttox May 17, 2004
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toss a beat

To mastubate, beat off, jack off, beat the bishop, rub one out and so on
After I saw those two girl's I had to go to the shitter so I could toss a beat.
by Dave buttox May 18, 2004
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