Definitions by Dave and Dan in Singapore
Investment wanker
An investment banker who wears a white shirt with a gilet (normally Patagonia) and chats a lot of shit
Investment wanker by Dave and Dan in Singapore February 17, 2023
Finishing up at the gym
'Finishing up at the gym' when you are on a work trip and you are masturbating in your hotel room and your work colleges ask where you are, you respond "I'm finishing up at the gym"
Yeah Dan, I'm just finishing up at the gym. I'll be down in about 20 minutes. And then you think to yourself shit I got to finish up and clean up quickly
Finishing up at the gym by Dave and Dan in Singapore February 16, 2023
Wash the olive oil off my hands
When a man is at dinner and there is a chick so hot at the next table that he can't wait until he gets home to rub one out. So he goes to the bathroom to get release.
Dude, there was this chick in a short black dress at the next table that was amazing. She was so hot, I needed to Wash the olive oil off my hands.
Wash the olive oil off my hands by Dave and Dan in Singapore November 16, 2022