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Definitions by Dave Sex Pest

typhoon slam 

When a man picks his partner up by her eye sockets, by sticking his middle and index fingers into her eyes, then penetrates her arse with his penis and lets her fall onto the floor, hopefully cracking her head open in the process. Often used in snuff movies
I typhoon slammed my girlfriend last night. Need a new one now. She's dead
typhoon slam by Dave Sex Pest October 30, 2013