Dave Mustardstaine's definitions

The table

1) Another name for James Hetfield of Metallica, after he furiously yelled about it on Lou Reed and Metallica's "The View", from the album Lulu

2) An object on which you put things, and is usually eaten off, when sat at with chairs.

James Hetfield:
I am the root

I am the progress

I'm the aggressor

I am the tablet

These ten stories

by Dave Mustardstaine December 30, 2012