2 definitions by Dave Thrasher

tangshot

A child, six years of age or older, that still nurses from its mother’s teet.

“Fuck! Look at that tangshot going to town on that knocker.”

“Omfg look how that bearded tangshot is chewing on that titty.”

by Dave Thrasher November 15, 2019

dexsana

The act of deliberately shitting upon, and within, an otherwise joyful and harmonious parade.

Boyfriend: "Hey babe, Netflix and chill tonight?"
Girlfriend: "Nah I'm dry af since my dad dexsana'd us last night."

Mom: "Put your clothes away."
Child: "Bitch, why you always gotta dexsana my jam?"

Woman: "I'm pregnant."
Man: **mumbling** "Fucking dexsana."

News: "Breaking news: famine, pestilence, war, death. A world on the eve of destruction."
Everyone: "Fucking dexsana."

by Dave Thrasher January 15, 2020