Puss Moss

This results from years of a woman neglecting to shave or phsically take care of her pubic area.

Yo dude!! My buddy Jeremy's wife is really hot but she has a lot of Puss Moss. I said fuck it and banged her anyway.

by DartmouthInDaHouse June 22, 2009

Deadbeat

When you masturbate to a woman's picture and shortly after find out she is deceased

Yo dude my Buddy Craig is a deadbeat. He whacked off to a picture of my dead Aunt Freda!

by dartmouthindahouse November 16, 2011

The Iron Curtain

The suspicious gate that a woman has at the back of her throat that stops a man's semen from going down her throat during oral sex.

"Yo dude, my wife gave me the The Iron Curtain last night. She spewed seed all over the place!"

by DartmouthInDaHouse September 01, 2009