Definitions by DartmouthInDaHouse
THE ANGRY CAVEMAN
WHEN YOU RUB A5-35 ON THE HEAD OF YOUR DICK AND PUT IT IN YOUR PARTNER'S ASS MAKING HER GRUNT AND WALK ON ALL FOURS
"YO DUDE!" LAST SATURDAY I MET THIS GIRL AT A BAR AND GAVE HER THE ANGRY CAVEMAN. THE BITCH WENT CRAZY"
THE ANGRY CAVEMAN by DartmouthInDaHouse June 9, 2009
THE AFTERFACIAL
THE ART OF SNEAKING INTO A FUNERAL HOME AND GIVING THE CORPSE THE MONEY SHOT WHILE IN THE CASKET. GUESTS ARE OFTEN ALARMED WHILE VIEWING THE DECEASED
"YO DUDE! MY BUDDY RYAN IS SICK. HE SNUCK INTO THIS PORNSTAR'S FUNERAL AND GAVE HER THE AFTERFACIAL."
" YO DUDE! I KNOW I CAN TRUST THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR NOT TO GIVE MY GIRLFRIEND THE AFTERFACIAL. HE HAS A SOLID REPUTATION."
" YO DUDE! I KNOW I CAN TRUST THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR NOT TO GIVE MY GIRLFRIEND THE AFTERFACIAL. HE HAS A SOLID REPUTATION."
THE AFTERFACIAL by DartmouthInDaHouse June 9, 2009
GERIATRIC POLY PROBE
When you take an elderly woman’s false teeth out and stick them in her ass and then you perform anal sex on her.
Yo dude, I picked up this old bitch at Bingo last night. The dumb ho wouldn’t stop talkin’ so I gave her the Geriatric Poly Probe
GERIATRIC POLY PROBE by DartmouthInDaHouse June 5, 2009