Definitions by Darsen in DC

Mr. Takashita 

Mock Japanese slang - To defecate, evacuate one's bowels. "Take a shit", expressed in an appropriate mock dialect ("TOCK-ah-SHEE-Tah")

Back in a moment, Ron ... I've gotta take this call from Mr. Takashita.

Mr. Takashita by Darsen in DC August 7, 2017

Certified Unix Network Technician 

An acrostic for Cunt, hidden inside an authentic-sounding technical title. Origination: Arlington, Virginia

Also see: Certified User of New Technology and See You Next Tuesday, among others.

Good God, can she be any more of a Certified Unix Network Technician?

Certified Unix Network Technician by Darsen in DC July 27, 2016