Darsen in DC's definitions

Certified Unix Network Technician

An acrostic for Cunt, hidden inside an authentic-sounding technical title. Origination: Arlington, Virginia

Also see: Certified User of New Technology and See You Next Tuesday, among others.

Good God, can she be any more of a Certified Unix Network Technician?

by Darsen in DC July 27, 2016

Mr. Takashita

Mock Japanese slang - To defecate, evacuate one's bowels. "Take a shit", expressed in an appropriate mock dialect ("TOCK-ah-SHEE-Tah")

Back in a moment, Ron ... I've gotta take this call from Mr. Takashita.

by Darsen in DC August 7, 2017