Darlington Sneezeby's definitions

fag and hag

The participants at a Fred Astaire dance school. Older wimmin (hags) desperately need dance partners, so, the school hires the only males who apply for the positions i.e. root munchers.

Hey man how did that gig go last night? It was pretty weak man, we did the fag and hag show for a few bucks.

by Darlington Sneezeby February 14, 2017

gravy soppin jackfag

A loud mouth, opinionated, redneck that always brags about gettin his mawma to fix him sumpin kuntry to eat that's smuthered in hawg gravy. The aforementioned peckerwood works up a rite smart appetite after his nitely buggering session with Uncle R.B.

Bill Shakespeare - "I find it most distateful that that gravy soppin jackfag spits all over the ground at the front entrance to Doyle's Bait and Tackle Shop in downtown Mayberry."

by Darlington Sneezeby August 31, 2014