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When you get stoned with your homey, and you talk about weird shit like how when you drop from and building how you pass out before you hit the floor, and then y’all think about it for a moment and shiver and say “BROOO I felt that!!!”
Bro remember the time when Ernie and I totally shizzazled, I had an existential crisis for a week
by Darkhumour July 4, 2019
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From the realrates consultant website. Originally a typo for "broker". It describes a less than ethical technical recruiter. There are variations like borkette (female) and borkery (place of business). The verb 'borked' can mean "cheated by a borker".
The only jobs that I could find were sponsored by borkers that were paying far below market rates.

The bork insisted that I come to the office to fill out 20 pages of useless paperwork.

As soon as I mentioned to the borkette that I wanted a full disclosure clause in the contract agreement she stopped calling me.
by Darkhumour February 20, 2005
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A ghost rain is the asshole rain which happens while your taking a shit and by the time you get out to grab your clothes, the mother fucker stops.
man, i got ghost rained the other day - while I was taking a giant shit!
by Darkhumour June 27, 2019
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