Dark Maverik's definitions

metrosexual

A man who is not afraid of his feminine side but is still straight. This can include pampering himself, however it is sometimes referred to someone who is simply more comfortable around women or thinks more like a woman.

"He's always hanging around girls and even acts like them, he must be gay"
"No, he's a metrosexual"

by Dark Maverik October 4, 2004

douche bag

A squeezable bag at the base of a short tube. Used to clean the vaginal cavity.

After sex she cleaned herself with her Douche.

by Dark Maverik October 4, 2004