Definitions by Dari Rama

Dutch Mule 

When straddling someone's back while they are asleep, facing the opposite direction. The assailant then pulls the sleeping person's pants down, puts a finger in their ass, and hangs on for the ride as the unsuspecting victim tries to throw them off.

Everyone that shares a room with Jason gets a Dutch Mule sooner or later.

Dutch Mule by Dari Rama May 28, 2015