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Timotheus

a fucking beast in bed.
A Timotheus is like an Anthony
But his penis isn't split down the middle so he can piss two ways.
A Timotheus Is Also Taller And Better Looking Then An Anthony.
Also Known For His Huge Penis In Which He Beats Anthonys Up With.
Sally: "hey i had an Anthony Last Night!"
Megan: "Im Sorry, I Had A Timotheus"
Sally: "LUCKY BITCH!"
by Dante Christ March 28, 2008
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