Danny Reynolds's definitions

Enigmatron

A female cyborg who has not yet been programmed for bitchiness.

Here on Alpha Scent Orrie, a good man is as rare as an Enigmatron

by Danny Reynolds January 8, 2009

Ring-ripper

Painful toilet experience

Occurs when applying over-vigorous wiping of toilet paper, and fingernails are too long. "Damn, looks like I just pulled a Ring-ripper!"

by Danny Reynolds January 12, 2008