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"Mindless robot, poor excuse of a musician, physco"
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"Adorable, one of the most successful women in the world, and stressed"
Britney Spears has sold billions of records world wide. You ask people in China if they have ever heard of some of the stars that everyone seems to worship with no problem like Rihanna (who by the way sings through her nose so badly I want to shoot myself).
"Hey, China, do you guys like Rihanna?"
"Rihanna who?"
"Youuuuu knoww. The t0tally hawt musician?"
"Never heard of her."
You ask China if they have ever heard of Britney Spears:
"Hey, China, do you guys like Britney Spears?"
"HITT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME! OH YES OH YES! ME HAVE ALL HER RECORDS!"
Granted, she did go through a rough patch. But so has 99% of the women in America. The only difference is, their rough patches and anxieties weren't broadcasted for everyone to see.
Britney Spears has been creating music since she was a teenager and she's STILL GOT IT. With her new album out with songs such as "Circus" "Womanizer", she is once again at the top of the charts, and probably still will be when she's old and gray.
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"Adorable, one of the most successful women in the world, and stressed"
Britney Spears has sold billions of records world wide. You ask people in China if they have ever heard of some of the stars that everyone seems to worship with no problem like Rihanna (who by the way sings through her nose so badly I want to shoot myself).
"Hey, China, do you guys like Rihanna?"
"Rihanna who?"
"Youuuuu knoww. The t0tally hawt musician?"
"Never heard of her."
You ask China if they have ever heard of Britney Spears:
"Hey, China, do you guys like Britney Spears?"
"HITT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME! OH YES OH YES! ME HAVE ALL HER RECORDS!"
Granted, she did go through a rough patch. But so has 99% of the women in America. The only difference is, their rough patches and anxieties weren't broadcasted for everyone to see.
Britney Spears has been creating music since she was a teenager and she's STILL GOT IT. With her new album out with songs such as "Circus" "Womanizer", she is once again at the top of the charts, and probably still will be when she's old and gray.
"Britney Spears is an overrated redneck."
"Britney Spears makes billions of dollars a year, how much do you make?"
".... No comment."
"Britney Spears makes billions of dollars a year, how much do you make?"
".... No comment."
by Danielle Danielle January 8, 2009
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"Z0mmmGGG TWILIGHT IS SOOOOO GOOD!"
"Really, what's the plot?"
"Uhmm..... IDK but Edward, the vampire boy, IS SO FUCKING HAWWTTT."
"Really, what's the plot?"
"Uhmm..... IDK but Edward, the vampire boy, IS SO FUCKING HAWWTTT."
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