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Noun and Verb: The sound that shit makes when it hits the sidewalk or pavement. Also used to cite a sports, social, or professional failure.
(1) The US soccer team "splatched" on Thursday at the World Cup match against Ghana; (2) If you don't wear a smart suit to your job interview, you'll probably "splatch".
by Daniel Nordic July 30, 2008
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